B is for Bitch

My good friend Brian (who i call B) likes drinking beer as much as the next guy. One night i decided to have a bunch of people over and we could party it up. I invite lots of people, B included. Everythings going great, everyones having fun, we saw a few boobs, what more could we ask for.
Travis wanted to fuck some girl there so he was trying everything he could to get closer to this girl, so he decides we should do belly shots. Well me being a beer drinker, I have very little hard liquor in my house
I went to find something for him and all i had was vanilla vodka and george dickle that glenn left at my house from new years eve, a good 9 months before.
He chose the george dickle and he finally talked the girl into it and they did that a few times.
There was probably 5 more shots left in this bottle and B goes let me see that, im gonna chug it. I go i got a better idea, why dont you bong it. So he's like alright and bongs the 5 shots.
Then we all decide to bong some beers and B bongs 2 or 3 beers.
After a couple minutes B announces "Hey nick isnt here (at his downstairs apartment) lets go party down there!"
alright, everyone goes down, we dont really know why, we were having fun, but we just went with it.
We get down there and everyone is just chillin. Travis is on the couch mackin on the same girl still when B yells something at him
Travis turns around and very jokingly yells Fuck you B
B's like what did you say
so he repeats it and B repeats what did you say again
they do this like 5 times for whatever reason
B gets pissed and storms into the kitchen. Im not really sure what he was doing because i was scanning through a camera that one of the girls owned and was looking for boobs (ironically all i found was a dick)
next thing i know B says "everyone out"
Me and everyone else are kinda like what.....
then he yells it loud, so then jack tries to calm him down or whatever
B isnt having it, hes mixed beer and hard liquor and thats never a good time when B's around, but we always forget when were drunk
I'm standing up at this point and then he yells it again then tries pushing/flipping a chair, i dunno, i remember he looked silly doing whatever he was doing but he was very angry now
one girl was still sitting at the table that was covered in like 8 open beers when B decides to flip the table onto this girl
at that point im like grab my brand new case off beer and lets get out of here
some one tried to pick the beers up but B yelled at them not to and get out
its a good thing he said that because if they didnt i sure would have told them not to clean it up


and in case you were wondering B called me the next day an appologized







and if you were wondering about the other thing, yes travis fucked that girl that night too