Friday, October 24, 2008

Dear Hallmark,

today is the begining of the end for you
today at work,i was told it was a co-workers birthday
i had to scramble to find a gift for her
shes sensitive about her weight so candy or food in general is out of the question
its too late to go to the store since im already at work
only one option,i had to make a card,but i couldnt find any paper around (weird since i work in an office)
so i grabbed the nearest paper item-a paper towel
i quickly draw a generic cover,but me being me,i had to do something creative for the inside
then it hit me,ill make this a duel purpose card,not only is it a birthday card,but its also a paper towel!
perfect for cleaning those messes the morning after



everyone at work told me this was awesome and that i should really market these
i figure i can go buy a roll of paper towels for a dollar or two,then sell the cards for .50 each,i can make profit in no time and ill quickly become the new THING around town
see ya at the bank suckers
(ps,this also triples as toilet paper!)

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